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Colorado Gunman Who Killed 3 Moved 'Calmly' and 'Collectively,' Witness Says
A single person moved collectively? I think the word he was looking for
is collectedly, but that didn't stop other media organizations picking
up the retarded headline and running with it. And before you ask, no,
the witness was not a ooga booga, it was a Chalky.
Why choose those words to quote? Collectedly also means calmly, so
calmly would have been sufficient. Is there no editor on weekends at ABC
News? Don't you Mass Media morons have any responsibility for making
sure quotes are integrated sensibly into your articles? In the bygone
era of accuracy in reporting, "[sic]" would have appeared if such a
quote was needed in an article. In the same era, a reporter might have
asked a follow-up question such as "Do you mean collectedly?" If the
witness had said the gunman moved "calamity" and "collectedly", would
you have just quoted that as well? Collectively, what the hell is going
on in the media these days?